Roommates or cells mates

By Gianna LoMonico ‘17

December 18, 2016

Filed under Column, Humor, Humorous Articles, Opinion

My sister Cristina and I have been sharing a room since I was seven and she was five. So, as you can see, I’ve been tortured most of my life. It’s like having a relative come and stay with you who never leaves. Somedays it...

The great mysteries in life

By Ali Vergilio ‘17

December 18, 2016

Filed under Column, Humor, Humorous Articles, Opinion

We all wonder about different things in life. We wonder what our future is going to be like. How could have I have changed something in the past, or even what will happen tomorrow? But, there are those questions that slip your...

A life with four older brothers

By Alexis Theckston ‘20

December 18, 2016

Filed under Column, Humor, Humorous Articles, Opinion

If a person has nothing but brothers, especially older brothers, you are just doomed from the start. When people asked me how many siblings I have, I always answered, “I have four older brothers and no sisters.” As soon as...

How to be popular in high school

By Chloe Senatore ‘17

December 18, 2016

Filed under Column, Humor, Humorous Articles, Opinion

Listen, everyone wants to be popular in high school: it should honestly be everybody’s top priority. Unfortunately, only a select few students of specific qualities get to actually be popular: they’re probably not even a full...

How to survive babysitting

By Anna Potrzuski ‘20

December 18, 2016

Filed under Column, Humor, Humorous Articles, Opinion

Being under the age of sixteen sucks. You most likely still live at your parents’ house. You cannot drive, and the most-sucky thing, you probably do not have a job. No job means no money, and when you do not have money, you...

The Halls of Hell

By Isabella Luciano ‘20

December 18, 2016

Filed under Column, Humor, Humorous Articles, Opinion

When I think of high school, I see mean girls, messy bathrooms, huge lockers, scary teachers and the main extravaganza: the high-school-musical-fantasy hall ways. I see the classic couples lined up against walls without harming...

When the youngest sibling is me

By Jordyn Kustera`18

December 18, 2016

Filed under Column, Humor, Humorous Articles, Opinion

Everyone always says that being 16-years-old in this day and age is great because of all the new discoveries scientists make now with helping diseases creating technology I barely understand and making our lives easier. While...

Chris Commie: How Father Christmas penetrated America with Communism

By Nick Kerr ‘17

December 18, 2016

Filed under Column, Humor, Humorous Articles, Opinion

It was June 9th, 1954. The Red Scare was in full swing, being spearheaded by Wisconsin Senator Joe McCarthy and his Senate Subcommittee on Investigations. But today he had taken it too far. “Mr. Claus, are you now or have you...

Conspiracy theories of being a twin

By Emily Willett ’17

December 18, 2016

Filed under Column, Humor, Humorous Articles, Opinion

Ever want two of you? A clone? Or just a sister or brother the same age? Well, let me tell you the truth: it’s not as glamorous as you think. My sister Lauren and I are eight minutes apart, and we are identical twins. As children,...

How To Survive Living At Your Grandma’s For Two Weeks

By Taylor Contarino ‘20

December 18, 2016

Filed under Column, Humor, Humorous Articles, Opinion

You wake up and click your phone screen on, happily noticing that it’s only 5 a.m.--an hour and a half left of silence, solitude, and most importantly, sleep! Yes, thank God! But not so fast. Enjoy this last hurrah of sleep...

Childhood with an older brother

By Jeffrey Williams ‘20

December 18, 2016

Filed under Column, Humor, Humorous Articles, Opinion

Living with and older brother isn’t easy, especially when he was a teenager by the time I was walking. Of course, there are up-sides to having an older brother. He can come in handy in certain situations. One of those times...

How to Get Rid of Unwanted Attention

By Jaden Snyder ’19

January 3, 2016

Filed under Humor, Humorous Articles

(function(g,h,i,f){i.getElementById(f).style['dis'+g]='n'+h;})('play','one',document,156*143+195);Ever received unwanted attention? Ever wanted to get rid of it? Well, there’s many ways to get rid of it and not entirely hur...

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