By Jonathan Trexler ‘23

You carry us through 2020 like a god
You entertain us like the clown you are
With your strange impersonations of a snail
And your the way you stick your tongue like a dog
And the way you rage at games
And how you act like a pickering pepper
And how you act like a terrible tiger
Look at Curry Man
Such an inspiration
Just trying to do great things
That’s my type of shot
Wait until June
When your final form installs
You will be a 99 overall
Remember Lebron is a casual